January 2012
bitch, i was doing the rosary!
– diego
December 2011
So I’m at this Kreayshawn show and it just feels as though someone had their sweet sixteen in hell.
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wewereboxingthestarss asked: I wanna see that pussy pop
nmm asked: quotes from last night: "It don't smell like shark yet" "I don't know exactly what you're talking about, but I remember that."
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omg
this cop just pulled over a guy on his bicycle on my street and arrested him and now there’s a second cop. that isn’t even necessary.
there were so many cookies in my dream last night
warm, gooey, delicious chocolate chip cookies
I love it when my mom says “nigga.”
monicayi:
Stop | Twin Sister
THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD
my stomach hurts.
god: sit down
stephen hawking: ight
god: forever
stephen hawking: :/ bruh
colonel-hans-landa-of-the-ss:
going-to-scranton:
Cat in the wall, eh? Ok, now you’re talking my language. I know this game.
Cats do not abide by the laws of nature